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1. It all starts with SAD rooftop PRE-PARTY somewhere very tropical (and ugly) ๐
2. Then you get to meet… 150 “unsuccessful, unhappy, boring and only slightly amazing” entrepreneurs & digital nomads ๐
3. or reunite with alumni from previous cruises.. P.S.: still “unsuccessful, unhappy, .. ” ๐
4. Live like a KING / QUEEN for around 60USD / day.
5. Deal with DEPRESSING SUNSETS..
6. and SUNRISES.. if you get up early or PARTY until morning..
7. but NOBODY goes to parties.. ๐
8. but EVERYBODY loves to go to workshops ๐ P.S. 20 talks & workshops to choose from.
9. You can organize YOUR AMAZING WORKSHOP ๐
10. or meet social influencers from different industries (again.. “unsuccessful, unhappy etc. )
11. or organize MASTERMIND session.
12. aaand you might find a GIRLFRIEND ๐
13. Maybe 2 ๐
14. NO SPORTS! NO GYM! NO RUN … just pure FAT ๐

15. you might bump into the wrong book and get RICH (unfortunately)
16. ALL-INCLUSIVE is a LIE!
17. Dinner is not fancy (everyday!)
18. This NEVER AFTER DINNER!
19. You WON’T GET WORK DONE! NO, actually YOU WILL!.. if you’re lucky / not lazy / not hangovered / not napping too much etc.)

20. and those UGLY ISLANDs.. “gosh” NIGHTMARE!

21. You will be forced to have SEXY FACE all the time ๐
22.. actually all kinds of FACES ๐
23. Making coolest post on instagram in the middle of Atlantic Ocean SUUUCKS ๐
24. and few more cool pics for SNAPGRAM ๐

25. You get to meet CAPTAIN “MORGAN” of the CRUISE as well..
26. or at least dream about CAPTAIN ๐
27. uuf and then TROPICAL ISLAND again ๐
28. Duude! YOUR BUDGET WILL BLOW UP.. ride across the ocean will cost you “just” 200 more than a regular flight.
29. attending BROADWAY shows in theater will make you jealous of talented nomads on the stage!
30. go to sauna.. jazzuziii – SPA everyday or PARTY in SWIMMING POOL ๐
THE END?
there is no end!
CRUISE NEVER STOPS and you have to attend all those “boring” reunions around the world ๐
then – you get addicted to this amazing PROJECT and community of PEOPLE.. and you come back again!
.. and OUT of frustration, you write article like this ๐
SEE YOU NEXT TIME DIGITAL NOMADS! “MAYBE” ๐
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fcPnsIq9Is
Authors of photos: Xylia Buros, Tristanne Endrina, Nicole Godt, Shelly – Michelle Kutzner, Denisa Puica.
Authors of videos: Chris Spiegl, Alessandro Vaccari